Hate to see you leave. but love to watch your fanny pack go. Whether you're just arriving or totally ghosting the party. the Patriotic Peace Fanny Pack carries all your extra baggage*. Featuring an adjustable belt to accommodate all the beer and wings you'll consume on the BBQ-est day of the year. it clips and rips with room to spare. Put it on your front or your fanny. just wear it with pride on the 4th of July. *extra baggage does not include all your drama and issues with your ex. You carry that yourself. Don't bring the fanny pack into it.