It's one of the oldest holiday tricks in the book: "accidentally" run into your significant other by the mistletoe. act shocked when you're both there - and then feel obliged to observe tradition. These women's Mistletoe underwear let you turn the tables on your partner. putting you in charge when and where the kiss takes place. Of course. since you're technically supposed to be UNDER the mistletoe when that happens. you've got some fun additional planning to do.